For I ām Might, māde Mānifest

Eastern Thrace Compliance Campaign

2011-06-03T10:30:00.002+08:00

Yea sods, the time is nigh where yours truly, will embark on a journey most awesome. That's right kids; Istanbul. The Blue Mosque. The belly-dancers. Hagia Sophia . The Grand Bazaar. Belly-dancers. The colorful sceneries. Did I mentioned belly-dancers? Hell yeah! Get me some "Turkish Delights", if y'all know what I mean heh.

Champions for the 19th time

2011-05-15T23:53:00.005+08:00

That is right. Acknowledge the new Premier League master. With the draw at Blackburn's, Manchester United FC has clinched their 19th league title.

On other news, creativity has slowed tremendously. Needs to wolf down some spinach. Make me strong like Popeye. Yeah. Till then sods.

Quick updates

2011-05-10T00:19:00.002+08:00

Just got back home from Melaka... lets take a quick look:

- Political environment doesn't show much changes. PAP still havin roughly 90% control of Singapore. I did my part. My excitement to return back and see drastic progress turns out to be unfounded.

- I've experienced more inspirations to churn out designs/illustrations... praise the Power. More will be revealed here or y'all can check it over this snazzle.

Laters sods.

Gunners gunned-down

2011-04-25T01:34:00.006+08:00

Sadly, for the 6th season since they last won the Premier League (i stand corrected), Arsenal ended their campaign for the Premier League Championship in a stuttering fashion. Love watchin them play with their sleek and stylish football. But, they just aren't championship material...

Thanks be to Bolton Wanderers (won 2 -1) for ending their dreams. And especially to the fan above who flicked his finger for making me post this in the wee hours.

Advent of the 2nd Coming

2011-04-20T14:19:00.005+08:00

I dunno how to begin... or start. When was the last post? 10/10/10. Das right! Now tis 20/04/11... well the date don't look that exciting/attractive but I gots ta start somewhere. The story goes like this...

...I was lost in the wilderness I guess. Trying to re-inspire my tepid creative juices. It has been successful. Being out in the wild, alone to fend for meself, with a lot of self-reflection/assessment and brief bout with madness has apparently reinvigorate me. Now I have returned from exile bearing gifts...

Behold sods for I am RETURNED!

Sitrep Sundays

2010-10-10T23:17:00.007+08:00

How is you fleshbags doing? Been a long time since the last post I know. I do apologise....grudgingly. Been busy with helping me comrade with our project. Top of that, working on my own personal project.

Right now I have the crazy urge to sever my genitals. For the better of Mankind... especially the female specy.

Umm anyways.. here is a sneak peek on the personal project mentioned above.

(Click on it for a bigger view)

Sitrep Sundays

2010-08-01T23:27:00.005+08:00

S'been a long time indeed. Work has distracted too much of me time. Suffice to say, after August I'd probably have more time to redirect my energies into other areas of interest. What happened since me last post and now you say? Well, me and me comrades conquered Koh Samui... Twas a hard and grueling mission, but in the end all was complied. Some what. Here be the link to the picts: Koh Samui Compliance Campaign.
In other recent development, my friend of 6 years Fahry came down for a short visit. Hailing from Riau, Sumatra and weighing at about 140lbs he made his return with a fine addition of his wife. Didnt meet her though due to me tight schedule.

Til then meatbags.

Sitrep Sundays

2010-05-24T00:00:00.004+08:00

Again, we arrive at this point in time. First off me chest; the imagos are yet to be ready. Hectic post-exams activities are eating up me time. Nonetheless, they will arrive.

Nothing much to mention besides my sojourn to M'sia, Malacca & Selangor during the weekend. Former was to till the land while the latter was for a grave visit & meeting up with a comrade for the very first time, Alia. Works as an English-language educator. Met up somewhere in Petaling Jaya at a mall called Jaya One. Quite a drastic contrast to Singapore's malls. Twas quiet and chill for a Saturday evening in a mall. Had a late lunch with her at some Korean BBQ restaurant. Immediately regretted as the food was a total suckfest. We both made an oath to never patronize that eatery no more. She then gave me a mini tour...apparently she don't know much about the mall either. Heh.

(Dun let her size fool ya, she's a feisty one oy.)

Thereafter, back to Malacca and more farming action. Farmer B yo.

Sitrep Sundays

2010-05-16T23:40:00.002+08:00

Tis a rainy Sunday night. I found meself singing along to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance while driving on the highways of Singapore.The Warp is an insidious if not infectious tumor indeed.

Updates of the week? Nothing much since kids be having exams. Im invigilating. Slow and slower as it gets to the weekend. Worked on some drawings. Will be displayed digitally soon. Hang in there maggots. Oh and Noi's brownies are quite nice.

Sitrep Sundays

2010-05-09T20:49:00.010+08:00

We are returned. A slow week, which picked up towards the end. Exam week back in school so the grubs be all busy & shit muggin for the papers. Fine by me. Less noise, more productivity. Saw some sad sad faces during me invigilation. Buck up y'all!

Thursday: I and I kinda messed up the late dinner vibes between D-King and his consort. I truly apologize yea son... Should put a restraining order on me pie-hole.
Saturday: Much better... went for me colleague's birthday party. Edd be his name & drummin be his game... uhh yea... His mates were pretty much ok, very courteous & nice...

Edd, Shayra and the Awesomeness Himself

Later on after ~~ditching his "party"~~ giving my respect and leaving him to his fate, hooked up with me battle-sods. The usual suspects being D-King, Tony & Bob. We's gonna have ourselves some bbq das rite! Hopped our asses to the Magical Mall of Mustafa, got the necessary items (the charcoal acquisition was a bitch tho) and sped off to Sembawang Park. Twas a successful if not messy bbq. We brought our on lil bbq pit and searched fo a secluded area. Took awhile ta get da fire goin, but once it did a whole lotta fun and excitement ensued. Heh blackened be the word o da nite. The beach wus pretty awesome at nite with the undulatin waves givin us sum hypnotisin effect. Awesome indeed.

Feast fit for kings... or for a Daemon King at least.

The formation that has brought many a Terror-filled existence.

With that, I will take me leave of this digital plane and back to reality...back to ~~mastu~~ work..
Just ta add, Kimbo Slice of UFC-fame has been cut from the company's roster after gettin pounded. I always knew he's jus a cheap gimmick. Ya can't roll with em big boys ya ghetto gorilla. Stick ta beatin up skank hoes behind yo house.

Ya can put that tongue ta betta use. Like ass-wipin or sumthin.

Sitrep Sundays

2010-05-02T23:56:00.002+08:00

Slow uneventful week. The Warp has been quiet lately... and also work has been occupying 70% of me attention. Will provide the "Awesomeness" soon, Emperor willing.
Be safe!

Sitrep Sundays

2010-04-25T23:21:00.002+08:00

Well met. Today's post will be dedicated to Tony, Ricky (Daemon King) & Bob.

Twas a rainy Thorsday afternoon. There I and I was, stuck at work, filmin some kids acting out a horror short film. Once das a wrap, quickly made me way down ta Bugis where Tony wus awaiting. Had ta skipped da Corvus Tactical Pattern Drill just cuz o dat filmin gig. Once our powers combined, we head on down to Hougang ta further cement our place in the universe by havin Daemon King join our ranks. From there, twas ta Bedok Corner where we rendezvous with Hafiz & Bob to complete our unholy pact. Filled our guts with cholesterol-laden food and jus hang a bit before Hafiz retired back to his domicile.
We decided there and then ta "chill" at Bedok Reservoir. So just us 4 in our most horniest moment with no ladies for leagues. Wat ever happened there, "chillin" wasnt even close. We defiled the very water in the reservoir with our bodily fluids, trespassed onto a flotilla, acted like we jus downed a bottle o LSD and probly blew each other. And then we went home to reflect on wut jus happened.

The rest o the week wus lost in da blur o da moment. And das how Bedok Reservoir was destroyed in our love explosion.

Sitrep Sundays

2010-04-19T00:56:00.003+08:00

Yea... it has come to this. Sunday be the best day to reflect, comment and reminisce on events/incidents/occurrence. Fridays just happen to be tight. Henceforth I will initiate Sitrep Sundays! Without further ado:

Tuesday. Oversee the kids taking their Physical Fitness Test. Glad to note that 60% meets the cut off point. Me thinks kids nowadays spent too much time in front of the dumb-box, that's why the other 40% are struggling just to jump.
Friday. Me and me work colleague treat a quartet of lil girls out to ice cream. Surprisingly, they indoctrinated me with some of their so-called "fun activities". Which I admit is fun. To quote, "And this is how we Gigolo!"... heh.
Following which, met up with Daemon King and his consort, Bob & Tony. We all had dessert at Mr. Beans. Sinful Brownie is basically sinful.
Saturday. Hooked up with Bob, since I and I was in the 'hood. We then hooked up with Hafiz. Ended up going to Bedok Corner, having late dinner while we enjoyed watching Chelsea FC falters. This time, for dessert I had uhh...Molly's Brownie.
Sunday. Bob, Tony and me watched Kick Ass. A movie made just for me. Violence, humor, a hot girl, ambiguous hints on homosexuality AND comics.

Till then sods...

Ahriman

2010-04-13T15:06:00.008+08:00

As mentioned in me previous post, I and I be working on a piece of image most awesome. A working title at the moment. Meant for printing and to scare old folks.

This here be the sketch I and I did to get the general flow. Decided on the Assyrian/Sumerian look due to the lack of exposure here in Singapore.

Here be the refined line-work. Further enhancement done in Adobe Photoshop CS4.

And here be the color version, done in Adobe Flash CS4. As of the moment the piece is still unfinished. Tremble and cry in despair fleshbags!

Sitrep Fridays

2010-04-10T11:00:00.002+08:00

Damn..if this keeps up I and I have ta change it to Sitrep Saturdays.

My grand cogitator machine has been given the proper rites and rituals by the infamous Enginseer Bob. May the machine spirit not fuck me no more.

The Koh Samui Compliance Campaign is in motion now. The final roll call is: Tony, Ricky(Daemon King), Daddy, Unca Johnny, Jesper, Benson, and two new initiates Hafiz & Jerric. They will be anointed in due time. And last but definitely not the least, yours truly. Sadly Enginseer Bob has pulled off from the campaign due to certain circumstances.
The date of deployment will be on the 12th - 16th June.
I and I have been working on some images which be used to display the awesomeness and shit like that. Will give y'all maggots a taste of it all in due time seen.

Sitrep Fridays

2010-04-03T05:12:00.007+08:00

Another amazing moment with Sitrep Fridays brought to y'all by The Emperor's Slave. Late again as is usually the case eh.. The Lord, thy God, knows I and I probably needs ta switch it ta Sunday if me was ta meet da deadline mon.

Anyways,this week be a good week for Christians. Tis good friday foo! This be da day whereby their lord, the godson Jesus died fo their sins circa 2000years ago. Well all i could say; thank be to da public holiday. Me PC decided to die on me on such a "holy" day too. Major bummage indeed.

Safe ta say the trip ta Koh Samui been progressive smoothly after a few bumpages. All me sods have transferred da cash needed. Plane tix be reserved. Accomodations at the moment still under arrangement. Resort name be Chaba Samui Resort. Feast thy eyes puny mortal!

Now cry me Name!!! uhh..in anycase jyeah dat be da place where I and I be havin me sweet ass resting on come June mon. The Compliance is in full swing indeed!

Sitrep Fridays

2010-03-27T02:33:00.002+08:00

Another late entry. Will be explained in due course. With that said, here I and I go seen...

Nothing outta da blue happened. Besides the Sports Meet whereby I am on task again to oversee the gits. Congrats to Ms Andala for hittin gold. Fine fine fine...ice cream ya gots it aye.

Me Friday, which just expired a few hours ago was spent being observed by a professore under the services of the guvnor earlier in the day.
Later on towards evening, stood by watching me school girls strutting to some Korean pop song. Did not impress me much. I've seen Bob danced better.
Following which went for a gathering with Ricky(Daemon King) and his consort, Scary Sherry & Bob. Turns out, Scary Sherry was having some reunion with her schoolmates. So I being the mighty and bountiful, gatecrashed the whole shebang. S'all good seen.
Even later, circa 2320hrs, me, Bob, Ricky & Sherry dropped by me usual haunt. Dragged all da way til 1am. Hence the late entry.

Now. Now I am at Bob's crib... banging his rectum. One love y'all.

Sitrep Fridays

2010-03-19T22:07:00.004+08:00

Another Friday, another round o updates. This week being a school closure has granted me some peace from the kids. Kinda miss the kids though. So will be looking forward for the coming week when school reopens. Pain and punishment shall be judiciously applied soon.

Of note, participated in a street soccer tourney on Monday. Getting 2nd place and $100 was a great feeling. Kudos to me comrades for battling alongside me in the sweltering morning-midday sun.

Purchased another graphic novel. Vampire The Masquerade: Giovanni. Forget that teen flick/novel Twilight. You want a proper story that isn't choke-full o teen angst/romance/crap content, check out Vampire The Masquerade. Just wiki that shit. You won't live to regret it like how you regretted filling up your time with Twilight. Hahaha. And more hahahahahaha.

Besides that, the week has been another "rinse & repeat" of last week. Truly contented I am.

Sitrep Fridays

2010-03-13T00:56:00.005+08:00

Here we go again ey... a bit late(again) i know...

Mon - Nothing much. Had to entertain the kids during their annual Sports Meet Heats. Lotsa screaming and sweating all around heh. The weather didn't helped.

Tue - Arrived back to me domicile pretty early. Went for the Corvus Pattern Tactical Drill afterwhich hooked up with Bob. Foo had a lotta pent up anger ta release...which he duly did by scrounging on murtabaks. Where else but Victory to provide the daily oily-slab, lard-inducing nutritional needs. Even later, we hooked up with Tony. Rendezvous at the usual lookout point, had our Warp Translations and back again. Another one of me comrades, Hafiz joined us halfway through. So all in all, a very uhhh cosy sausage-fest i would say.

Weds - Finally it rained. After going thru long periods of hot humid weather, in fact one of the hottest ever experienced in Singapore the rain came. In the fuggin morning...which makes the body resistant to waking up. One of me colleague, Mr Shah informed he was in the staff room circa 6.20am when he heard chattering coming from one of the cubicle. The staff room lights weren't fully switched on. He spoke from his desk which is 2 - 3 aisles away but there was no reply and the chattering just died...creepy yes.

Thors - A repeat of Tuesday. But this time around Daddy did came down from his throne. Ricky or Daemon King as he would like to remind us lowly subjects, graced us with his presence too. Discussed more on the upcoming expedition to Koh Samui and other relevant/irrelevant topics.

Fri - The closure. Will be granted a week off from terrorisin the kids at school. Got meself Hellboy: The Wild Hunt. Awesome artwork & plot. Nothing stirs me more than seeing a lil red runt massacre a pack(?) of Giants. And that is just the tip of the iceberg. Did I mentioned me love for mythologies? Well I loves it! And this book has all the elements necessary to make me wet myself.

Next up, I received a parcel containing a graphic novel ordered from the US. The Haunter of the Dark. A graphic book with trippy, eyeballs melting images. I kid ya not. This book is some serious mindfuck. Whats it about? HP Lovecraft, Cthulhu. Describes it all. Besides that, if ya'll looking for esoteric and macabre books? Check this here; I gots this tome from that very website.

A huge boost to my lack of drive on drawing after seeing these two books. Til then, may the Angels of the Thirty Aethyrs be with you. Failing which go and stroke yourself.

Sitrep Fridays

2010-03-06T20:51:00.007+08:00

Evening. I know...I know...today's Saturday. Well, I was uh... busy trying to advise Bob on Friday. Not much to update in any case. Pretty much a subdued week.

Did catch a movie though; Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief. The hero is Percy, some delinquent school kid who's daddy is Poseidon, Lord of the Seas. An African-American kid who's actually a Satyr is his guardian. And of course, can't complete the whole party without a girl ey? Roundin up Percy's posse is this female kid, daughter of Athena. Here's the synopsis. Percy was framed for stealing Zeus's mega lightning bolt. Goes off on a quest to redeem his name. All sorta shenanigans happened. And the Queen of Hell had her way with the Black Satyr. They sure aren't coy about promoting pedophilia/semi-bestiality. Go see this if you feel like wanting to see some children in "action" hawhawhaw.

Besides that, Daddy blew us off again. Sigh.

Sitrep Fridays

2010-02-27T00:00:00.003+08:00

Gonna start with this new thang... Sitrep Fridays.
Purpose: To give weekly updates in just one posting.
Why: I have been infected with the deadly sloth-virus; very prevalent amongst me race.
When: Bleedin' Hell... it aint called Sitrep FRIDAYS fo nuthin rite? rite....
Unless I'm feelin extra breezy and gots like nuthin to do AND the need to mentally rape and ravage your mind, shall I then unleash more post from me bowels. So in the meantime, Sitrep Fridays shall accompany you to your sleep.

So wats da update for this week? Glad you asked. Firstly, I avoided being conned by some elitist trainer into paying fo shit dat I know fo sho I can handle on me lonesome.
Secondly, Daddy deuced me & Tony big time on Thorsday night. Reason being he has a date. Das rite, all else diminishes in the presence of poon. You go DADDY!

Lethargicity

2010-02-24T09:21:00.003+08:00

Ho sods. Pretty much states itself eh. Feeling lethargic. Will have to stay awake for a meeting later on in the afternoon. Bleeding Hell. Damn you Wednesday. Yes I tend to blame the Addam Family's daughter in times like this.

Don't be fooled by her innocent face. They's all lies! LIES! Best be looking forward for Thorsday; rendezvous with Daddy & Tony.

Of Wolf and Man

2010-02-20T14:19:00.008+08:00

Recently caught Wolfman in the big screens. Not really impressive. Thanks to the gratuitous application of gore did the movie managed to keep me attention. Yes, I thrive on violence. The story also depicts how a woman, who just lost her fiance to the savageries of the wolfman, can quickly get over that situation by flirting judiciously with the dead sod's brother.

6 outta 10 cuz im feeling generous due to the unfaithful nature of that bitch hahaha.

--------------------*insert wolf howl here*------------------------

Afterwards, had a lil gathering with my comrades. S'been awhile since last I saw them(although Bob is the constant). Den(the fine young Chinese chap) and Noi(the rose amongst the thorns) all reported to be managing with their jobs. Chilled at Starbucks and Arab St. We ended up buying groceries and a pair o dumbbells shortly before wrapping the night up. Yeah. We did.

Void Immersion

2010-02-04T00:02:00.004+08:00

Aite sods. Got me hands on Dark Tranquillity's latest album: We are the Void. Indeed it sent me on an express trip to the Void. Haunting keyboard touches, simple yet addictive riffs with the rhythm section charting the course. Finally the raspy and tortured vocals. Bottom-line is, the songs all made me shiver like a little girl who just discovered the wonder of masturbation. Uh.
Go and get the album when it's out. Worth every hard earned cash. The cover aint impressive though.

Ko Samui Compliance Campaign: Pre-planning

2010-01-31T02:39:00.002+08:00

Das rite sods. Me and the revolution be heading due north to Ko Samui, Thailand. At the moment Tony, Ricky, Bob(kinda?), Daddy, Benson, Jasper and Weiyong are in. Date of execution has been agreed; on June pants will be soiled and mothers shall lament the day we step foot on Ko Samui.
Further details shall be revealed as we go along.

*Unavailable Video

2010-01-14T14:29:00.002+08:00

Due to Youtube's vice-like control of the content that passes thru it, the video that i've linked will no longer be available. But hey, nuthin much about it. Just some gerl being molested by 4 dravidian mofos. Be back later.

Midweek updates

2010-01-06T22:01:00.002+08:00

Education Phase 1 has begun. Familiarization process almost complete. Optimism Gauge is set to moderate.

Nothing of interest to note. There is but one piece of event that put a smile on my oft-times stone visage. Have a look..

Das rite kiddos.
Beach Party + Bikini + Booze = Deadly Combination.
Or for this unlucky(lucky?) girl's case; Groping Galore.

1st post for 2010

2010-01-01T00:03:00.004+08:00

Hurrah. Welcome 2010. Ended it on a "high" note hawhawhaw. Resolutions? To kick ass all year long!

Das rite Nacho! I will have it. Not jus fo this weekend, but throughout the 52 weeks. And woe to those who stand against me. Y'all have been warned.

Xmas Day

2009-12-26T23:32:00.003+08:00

Was supposed ta go out and meet some friends. In the end, did some laundry. Which took too much o' me time. And then. And then nothing happened.

Nothing.

a chance meeting with Michael P Cottam

2009-12-19T12:05:00.004+08:00

who? Who you asked? Michael P Cottam's a 3D game artist who's worked with the who's who in games/films industry. EA, Ubisoft and Lucas just to name a few.

How I meet him. It was a cool Friday night, 18/12/09 in Starbucks. Sippin' hot delicious cocoa while drawing my personal comic. Noticed a person standin beside me, but I wasn't bothered with. Said person finally tapped me shoulder. All the rest, as they say, is history.

He recommended that I join a programme as a Game Artist at a campus he is teaching. Dropped him an email he said if I'm interested. Sounds interesting. Will consider.

http://michael-cottam.blogspot.com/

the Great Winter Depression

2009-10-27T00:28:00.005+08:00

Not that Singapore enjoys the feeling of winter, it being located along the equator. More because of the fact that it happened during the months associated with winter.

What is the Great Winter Depression you ask? Verily twas foretold that the great Swedish Masters, OPETH, are going to give the undeserving populace of Singapore their unique brand of musical virtuoso. The date has been placed on the 28th of November. It seems the Power That Be has denied Singaporeans the tantalizing sweetness of Opeth. Oh Fate, thou truly art a cruel entity indeed... And thus the Great Winter Depression sets in on the balmy and oft-times wet environs of Singapore. All is not lost though; if Fate be willing, 2010 Opeth shall grace our shores. All I have to say is this: don't place all your bets on that. Take it from one who knows the acceptance (or lack thereof) towards Metal music in the local context.

On a brighter note, my quest for a new vault has been successful. Now it is in the process of accumulating effects to replace those that were lost to the Warp. Welcome Terra! I shall mourn for Tera no more...

Thanks Pipboy!

Death of Tera

2009-10-17T00:55:00.005+08:00

Tera. The Vault with which I kept the most dangerous and down-right disturbing phenomena this side of the Cosmos. It has sealed itself from me. All of its glorious esoteric lore lost. No signs or symptoms were shown prior to the expiration.

What is a man like me to do, in these times of darkness and despair? Should I climb the highest man-made building and jump down? Or should I lay on the ground as herds of rhino stampede all over me?

Nay. Nay I say thee! I have looked into the warp. And yes! Tis tempting to take the plunge, but only cowards and fools choose the path of damnation. Not for me, a fate such as that. For me, it is a setback, a major one, but I will have to struggle forward. In search of a new Vault. The Galaxy shall be spared from my attention for the time being.

Oy, Pipboy what reckon you?

(picture courtesy of Bethesda Softworks)

Quick Updates

2009-10-01T23:30:00.004+08:00

Somewhere in the month of September, me and two comrades took out the kids for dinner. Glad to know that the maxim "There's a kid in everyone" still holds true.

the great escalator escapade

District 9 kicks all kinds of asses. Plot looks simple but the meanings are deep. Stop all the hatin'. Peace with the Prawns! + prawns plasma-rifle owns. 'Nuff said.

Whereas 9 can own my 'roids. Do not watch it unless you feel the urgent need to waste money AND approx. 70mins of your life. So much potential, screwed up by a clueless plot. Tim Burton ladies and gents. Sod off!

This one? Jin Notti? Well, it's about a female Jinn, named Notti. She doesn't like to do naughty things. Indeed.

Returning Point

2009-09-28T09:17:00.004+08:00

G'mornin sods. Missed me? Yeah, me too. Anyways..
Life's been damn hectic. Been a month plus since I last did any updating and/or came up with any new original content. Worry not all you genital warts, the Awesomeness shall resume!

(Dr Rockso will help you ease through your Monday)

2 Singaporeans drowned at Tioman Waterfall

2009-08-12T09:02:00.003+08:00

Follow it up over here.
I've personally been to said waterfall, twice in fact... Can't really gauge the danger levels though. But I do know it kick ass!

My gut feeling says that it aint the waterfall, but the denizens of the waterfall that caused the tragedy. Perhaps the drowned victims unknowingly desecrated certain sacred object thereabouts.
Some weird shit happened to me comrade, Ricky(shown below with the white pants w/ red splotches). He let loose a golden shower in the waterfall. It was all fine and dandy when we got back to our resort. But when night comes, Ricky experienced some other-worldly events. Safe to say he is still alive...albeit he'll never take a piss in such places no more. Lesson learnt.

Normalcy resumes

2009-08-07T18:49:00.004+08:00

Salutations sods... been awhile since i last update. Truly the past few weeks have taken a toll on my blog-time. Basically me being called by the Guvnor to guard something precious to the economy of Singapore. Or probably just having my time wasted.
Hours of patrolling, sitting down, eating and playing scrabble with me boys. Heh. Praise the Power for the awesome company that came along with me for this deployment. As much as I love coming back to me daily routine, a wee part of me kinda misses the shit we went through together. Pseudo-British accent, ordering Pizza and smuggling it unbeknown by the other security details, going to a hospital speculated to be haunted for some adrenaline rush. Yes, the deployment IS THAT DEAD.
On a side-note, me and me boys didn't encounter any folks from the other side at the hospital. But we did manage to stop from running over a kitten due to my keen-observation skills. More content soon!

July updates

2009-07-16T00:07:00.005+08:00

Aite. I know the follow up review for the Perhentian Island Campaign is long due. Truth be told, it has already lost the momentum. So I will just describe it thus; the campaign was a successful one. Objectives were met, namely: (1)Searching for the elusive waterfall and (2)building a bonfire (Refer to pictures above). On top of that, yours truly did a one and a half flip from on top of a jetty and landed face first into the water. The pain felt good. The left half of my face became lumpy and numb. All in all, awesome trip.

My new working environment is ok. New colleagues are decent sods too. Also, Im now a member of the elite California Fitness Club. Word yo.

Perhentian Chp1 - Roll Call

2009-06-25T00:48:00.006+08:00

The Cosmic Dust has settled. I'm back again. Chant on the street was, y'all missed me. How touching. Anyways like I've stated in me previous post, Perhentian Island was given the pleasure of having me and me sods grace its fine white sand. And grace it, we did. Before I start astounding you feeble fleshlings of the grandeur, a little introduction is in order.

*Thunder and lightning rage across the skies as the 9 Names of Chaos were uttered...

Jesper

Gerard "Unca Johnny"

Din "Ricky"

Benson

ali

Raz "Tony"

Weiyong "Yngwei"

Khai Bob of Woe

"Daddy" Shum

Remember these faces folks...for these are the stuff of Legends. That or I'm just stuffed full o' hardcore cockiness. I'm coo either way. The rest of the myth shall unfold... when I'm not beset upon by the Zzz Daemons. Laters.

The Time is Nigh...

2009-06-17T15:49:00.002+08:00

The gears are accounted for. Blood raging 'neath the skin. Eyes dilating with anticipation. All else irrelevant. Once again, the Cosmos will tremble with the unprecedented horrors and splendour unleashed by yours truly, the physical manifestation of Might, and his creepy comrades! Perhentian Island shall be visited by the Avatars of Awesomeness!

Normalcy shall resume on 22 June 2009. Laters sods.

Last Day at work

2009-05-28T18:18:00.002+08:00

Aite...the time has come. A new chapter awaits. Spent the day at work playing Nintendo Wii volleyball, a bit of Guitar Hero and ended off watching White Chicks. All in all, a very fruitful day. Heh.

Besides that, I'm accused of certain things which weren't backed up with solid proof. For sure. To each their own.

Bloodsport 101

2009-05-26T15:58:00.015+08:00

Uh...wuh...can't...

...Can't see. Can't SEE?!

By the Mother of all things Holy! I can't fuggin SEE!!!

*gasp* DESPAIR!!!

No! Rage!

Extreme Hormonal Rage!!!

But wait! I can sense it in the air...

...

Catch yo PUNCH!

KICK yo face!

Bolo bids all good nite!

It Strikes again

2009-05-26T10:31:00.006+08:00

Well blow me candles, the Curse of the Continuous Double Yellow Lines was laid upon me again.
Gawd... Guvnor really having a ball leeching my money. To make it even worse, me car was just parked beside my crib... goddamn parkin lots all taken. The fug!

At least yesterday night was great. Drove to Nanyang Poly to hook up with Daddy who's still workin pass 9pm. Unbeknownst to him, I brought along 2 WMD in the form of Tony & Bob. Stressed Daddy up we did, playing around his office, fiddlin with all the gadgets and shit. Hawhawhaw.
Later on we had dinner at Al-Amin Restaurant at Bukit Timah. Had a good time catching up with all of em, especially Daddy & Bob. Glad ta know both of em are coming outta their respective shells.
As we drove back, everyone's in a good mood. Bob can't wait to get a special email from a special somebody. Daddy's expandin his network; not so shy around the ladies now ey? Heh, we started getting rowdy and shit, acting like a bunch of hooligans... shouting at sluts crossing the road. Ha. Can't help it I guess, the Malay genes in me.

And then... and then i got fined. Bitchin.

She's at it again

2009-05-25T13:54:00.004+08:00

Paris Hilton just thrives on this kinda shit innit? Dont even care who that dick is. No one is surprised though. But to try and get some muff/poontang/snatch/pink whistle at the Cannes... Well it's a start for the week...a good start? Subjective... Laters sods..

Fine day in a fine city

2009-05-24T18:39:00.004+08:00

Thank you Emperor Lee for allowing me the privilege to fill up your infinite coffers. It is our duty to make you richer.

To the Warp with continuous double yellow lines!

E-Learning Day

2009-05-22T15:41:00.003+08:00

Salutations sods. Just as I'm about to depart this school, they managed to squeeze in some work for me. Not a problem. So they instigated an E-Learning day today. All the students "stay" at home and do online quizzes put up by me and a cadre of teachers.
Heh. Been answering phone calls since morning, most of which comes from anxious parents desperate to know why their child/ren can't submit or can't find the quizzes. It's boring work but hey I do me best to entertain them.

Other acts of vengeance I did as of recently; sparred with a friend of a friend. His primary style is boxing. Supposedly I'm in need of conditioning so my good friend, Hady hooked me up with his Polytechnic friend, Sharil(sp.?).
Dude's damn fast fo sho. Can't see his punches coming... next thing i know im having white spots in me vision. It was a good session. My knuckles still be sore; but the pain s'all worth it.

Alright back to work, maggots. That includes me too... more parents to entertain.

Updates

2009-05-18T10:42:00.007+08:00

Feeling very lethargic. It's Monday...not surprising. News that cheered me up:

Manchester United Football Club are the English Premier League CHAMPIONS...for the 3rd successive season. Sweet!

Settled all the booking hassles for Perhentian Island. It will be a blast I promise you this. Never before has the universe trembled with the might of 9 schlongs combined. Yeah.

Going to meet the flame of me life, the Muse to my mind in June, God-willing.

Updates

2009-05-14T10:07:00.003+08:00

S'been a week at least since me last meaningful content. Busy with my preparations for new pastures.

- Starting 22nd June, will be working for a different organisation. Still in the same line more or less. So worry not sweet children of Singapore.
- Has made reservations for a trip to Perhentian Island, Malaysia. The "Tioman Posse" will be expanded; 4 new bloods to join us in our Cosmic Domination. Invasion will commence on the 17th June.
- At a time when people are fussing over X-men Origins: Wolverine, I went to watch a Malaysian film entitled Jangan Tegur. A horror flick regarding disgruntled relatives, Siamese medium, pretty chicks being possessed and smattering of weak dialogues all over. I still like it though. Especially when one of the possessed chick starts to speak in tongues.
Malays are just enamored with the supernatural ever since way back before the advent of science. They still do. Part of the culture.

Now... now I'm just gonna slack.

half-way through the week, I squirted myself

2009-05-06T10:23:00.005+08:00

... nothing much happening. Besides the fact me favourite football team got through to the finals of the Champions League. For those still in the dark, that be Manchester United Football club. They hammered Arsenal 3 goals to 1. Sweet is the nectar of victory.

Besides that, I just have to share this awesome picture posted by Chris Sims, blogger extraordinaire. Take it away...

Yeah... i felt that way sometimes too. Innocent adolescent days indeed...

when all you get is more distant from surface..

2009-05-05T12:38:00.005+08:00

Been listening to Evergrey almost non-stop past few days. So, I decided to take some time to heap praises upon them for their latest offering: Torn, released late 2008. Intense solos? Check. Infectious melodies? Check. Solid drumming? Check. Soul-wrenching vocals? Check. All of which resulted in me having a head-bangin fest. To top it off, the cover depicts this pissed-looking hobo-angel thingee. Damn you don't wanna mess with him/her/it. Fo sho!

nothing like metal to get me through the drudgery of life... \m/

Swine Monday

2009-05-04T10:12:00.003+08:00

You breathe still? Managed to scrape through the swine flu eh... hahaks. Oh well, seems to me that the furore regarding that shit isn't as bad as the avian flu a couple o years ago.

Talking about swine; Fact. Christians can't eat swine/porcine products. Made some research regarding this. Check it here and here. But then again, those passages are from the Old Testament. So most of the nu-age Christians will say that the edicts don't apply to them, only to the Jews or whatever. The point being, since the bible is constructed of both the Old AND New Testaments, shouldn't the Old Testament be relevant? Yes? No? Who gives a swine fuck about this?

SWINE-BOY does!

Friday musings

2009-04-24T10:17:00.004+08:00

Glad to see y'all managed to survive this far.
Pretty much went through the motions this week at work. Sweetest of all, earlier on today, made a boy cry. Deserves it too. Just the way I close me week, serenaded by the cries and whimperings of a pathetic grub.

Yesterday, Thursday that is, went on another journey through the Empyrean. Joining me in the venture were Bob & Tony. Truly, twas one of the better pipes I had. This time the joint be at
Sufi. Bob be on a titty roll as of recently. Heh, good for him.

Laters on after work, if all goes to plan according to me folks, we'd be driving up to Melaka. Will be back tomorrow.

here again

2009-04-20T12:41:00.003+08:00

Monday just comes uninvited. Here I am at work again. Enduring another 4hrs++ before trudging back to me hole. heh.

anyways, the Warp Translation has completed it's cycle. Friday's pipe as mentioned in the previous post, was kinda so-so. Saturday's hazy journey was slightly better; probably I'm just being biased due to the high amount of X-chromosomes surrounding me & Tony. Ricky couldnt make it due to some other commitment. Tried a new joint, Nasrin Restaurant. They serve kick-ass fries laced with paprika(or chilli powder?). The fish & chips are top notch too. The sheesha was ok, better than Friday's. Me & Tony just drifted in and out to the backdrop of Anathema's melancholic tunes. Almost reached the apex that is "Stim Bongok".

Sunday, was ok too. Met up with Daddy who is currently on reservist himself. Chilled at my port of call, Bugis Junction's Starbucks. Talked a great deal on how to get him some sweet lovin'... subsequently, Bob joined us for dinner. I even managed to purchase a comic, PROOF which is published by Image Comics. The premise is quite intriguing. Will describe it in more detail if my Spirit permits.

Anyways, I leave you now with an excerpt from Anathema's A Temporary Peace. Quite the masters of hopelessness and despair. Take it away Danny Cavanagh...

Beyond this beautiful horizon
lies a dream for you and i
this tranquil scene is still unbroken

by the rumours in the sky
but there's a storm closing in

voices crying on the wind
the serenade is growing colder

breaks my soul that tries to sing
and there's so many many thoughts
when I try to go to sleep
but with you I start to feel
a sort of temporary peace
there's a drift in and out...

hitting the pipe

2009-04-18T16:13:00.004+08:00

Yesterday's pipe action was a major suckage. Both flavours, which were forgettable, just didn't have the kick as per my requirements. Thus, I shall eliminate Next Door Cafe from any future lounge sessions. The sods that joined in the gathering were swell. Played Monopoly, Scrabble and UNO. Fun factor 6.5/10...

Earlier on this morning, had a Meet-The-Parents session at work. Nothing worth mentioning there.
Later today will be going to meet Tony and hopefully Ricky. Bob as per norm has bubbled me yet again. Yup, things never change. Thank the Almighty for Malays. Daddy can be counted on to NOT answer his cellphone. Probably hit the other sheesha joint; Amirah's Cafe or Sufi.

Catch you simians when im done with me Warp Translation..

Reservisted

2009-04-17T16:23:00.003+08:00

Back from my reservist. Feels awesome to be in there, and to be outta there. Thank you Emperor Lee for the chance to grovel at thy feet. I is blessed throughout the cosmos.

So now I'm at work, doing what I do best. Not doing work. Doing something else besides work. Blogging to be precise.
Later on, will have some dinner action with Bob & Rush... plus Rush's circle of friends. Im gonna be the camera-man again. Glad to know some things never change.

More to come...

Women Smell Better than Men

2009-04-07T23:08:00.004+08:00

mind you. before you, shoot-first-ask-questions-later sods make any assumptions, let me aid you in making the title clearer. smell as mentioned above is NOT an adjective. it's a verb. with that clear, let me carry on.

as mentioned in the title, women have a better sense of smell than men. no wonder they could tell whether you've been staying back in the office carrying your boss's nuts or out partying with the slutty secretary. you can't lie menfolk. women can sense it. that is a very horrifying prospect for those two/three-timing dicks out there.
er...anyways, i shall quote, "Female underarm sweat seems to communicate when a woman is fertile, making her more desirable to men." yeah, i know. it is one of those what-the-fug situations...

the entire article can be read HERE for your pleasure or displeasure. either way it makes all ponder.
another article HERE, which has a link to the former.

PsycheStorm

2009-04-07T11:38:00.008+08:00

Tuesday. not much happening at work. taking some time from work to update the Gospel of the Mighty. jyeah. im full of myself. im gonna stay that way too.

I decided to bury StormFist. From its sweet death throes, out squirted PsycheStorm©. ready to invade your feeble minds. jyeah.

As for the weekend, well I have to thank Ricky for the notable quote "Toin Coss". truly a phrase to be remembered for all eternity. refer to Tony's entry over here.

And finally, Happy Birthday to the Flame of my Life. welcome you to the quarter centurions club.

half-day

2009-04-03T11:33:00.003+08:00

going for me interview later.

probably going for karaoke session even later afterwards. that depends on how i feel after said interview.

Weed is gonna save us from cancer? Click here ta find out.

minutes like hours

2009-03-31T15:41:00.005+08:00

gah. slow day today. like waitin fer the paint to peel off the walls. tomorrow's gonna be 1st April according to the Gregorian calendar. April foos day. jus like the followers of the Crucified goD to make foos of emselves.

in anycase, here is religion in brief:

#1: y'all know the chinese practice of burning papers fer the dead? apparently the dead needs teeth dentures, lingerie and treadmills. das jus awesome.
read it more here:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20090330/tap-as-malaysia-dentures-for-the-dead-b3c65ae.html

#2: muslims brothers who smoke. well you guys, especially those in Malaysia & Indonesia, are gonna spend a longer time in hell. jus so you know we are ALL going to hell. check it:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090327/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_religion_malaysia_smoking;_ylt=AiXk1yCauK7DeZuP4uFyzXjtiBIF

20 more minutes before i get to wank off. thank The Lord!

Complementary

2009-03-24T14:45:00.003+08:00

Hail weaklings,
It is I, the Mighty one!, back to fill your puny minds with me great undertakings.
Let me take all of you back 3 days ago, Saturday to be precise. YES! I AM capable of time travelling. It is but one of the astronomical abilities that I possess. Stop interrupting!

Anyways, where was I? Ah, 3 days ago. It was circa 3pm in the afternoon. I expounded my plan to my allies all across this pitiful dirt that is Singapore, for a relaxing night of shisha, accompanied by sensual belly dancers. In the end, only one answered the call to arms. Tony. Yeah...
Bob had it in him to bubble me right at the very last minute of the last second. Congrats Bob. I'm not surprised that he stood me up, for it is in the Malay genes to commit such a heinous act. Yet for an ally to blow me off (it aint watcha think, sleaze-minded foos!) like that, it is next to heresy! But worry not Bob, for I am merciful, if not unforgiving.

Fast forward to Monday; I skipped Sunday for it is the day when the Mighty Ones rest. As I was saying, Monday. Went through work like a red-hot machete through animal fat. So it happened went out with me sister and mother. Stopped at Secret Recipe for slice of cakes. Apparently, the cretin of a waiter was trying to make a move on me sister. By using a cheap tactic; offering a complementary drink. All the time he was proclaiming that comple-fuckin-mentary drink he was looking at me sister. Probably trying to impress me mother. Bull-whore-shit I say! Just like a typical Malay. Complementary. Complementary... How about I is give you a complementary beat down, watcha say ta that weasel?!
Word o the day: Complementary.

Enough, I grow weary of this chatter. Begone all of you insufferable twits..

A new Disease is born

2009-03-10T00:45:00.004+08:00

slow enfeeblement of your mind
flesh be the host to agonizing putrefaction
I am Sickness unto you

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Das my first forage into the world of Haiku.

In anycase Bob(aka Greater Great) gave a thought-provoking quote during the weekend. "A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist". Think about it.

Rain, Scrabble and the Corpse revival

2009-03-04T09:57:00.010+08:00

Twas Saturday, went out with Tony to get me a pair o new shoes cuz me old one wus busted. Entered the train..all was cool until we reached Jurong East MRT Station. In walked this 40ish Chinese lady yelling out "Nabei Cheebai!". Throughout the journey to the shoe shop, she'd sporadically burst out some chinese words which no doubt were filled with venomous intent. The sods in the train were flabbergasted. Whereas the two macho guys, namely me & Tony, were laughing our nasal hair off at the scene. That shit right there jus made me day.

So, onwards we marched in the quest for me new pair o footwear. Once that has been taken care off we trudged on to the Expo Hall for a Bike + Motorcycle exhibition. Nothing of note to be mentioned.. besides a lady who bent over which gave us both the opportunity to traverse the Abyss.

Havin planned ta meet Daddy & Ricky at Arab St later during evening, me & Tony scouted out other joints since us both gettin tired of the old one. Fate was conspiring against us it seemed. Other joints were either fully booked, reserved or jus plain crap. In the end we plonked out asses at the same old joint. Next Door Cafe to be precise. Ordered Raspberry Black Tea and Orange flava shisha. Note to self, don't order Orange flava shisha. Few minutes later Daddy appeared, while Ricky can't be received due to the disinclined weather at his area.

So, its jus the 3 o us sippin tea, puffin shisha and scrabbling Scrabble. It started raining heavily and we thanked the Powers for our hot tea. Really is the remedy for cold. Lo and behold, we managed to finish up Scrabble...using up all the tiles no shit! YES EVERY TILES mafugga!!! Will present a photographic evidence for those disbelievers out there, may you be infected with crotch rot! Thus endeth our Saturday night.

On the Metal front... well praise be, the Great Corpse is back! Seemingly, these guys can do no wrong with their latest sledgehammer to the face; EVISCERATION PLAGUE.

There it is ladies and gentlecorpses. Sweet music to accompany me as I vent my fury on the unsuspecting kids. The production is solid, guitar riffs infectious, drumming and bass pummeling my scrotum and the vocals.. heh the Vokills... George Fisher aint called "Corpsegrinder" fer nuthing. Yeah the fore-father of Death Metal is pretty much slaying still!

See, even Unca Ronald agrees... right Unca Ronald?

(thanks go out to Bob for the reference...)

Mark of Champions

2009-02-26T16:39:00.004+08:00

Today is such a slow and uneventful day... if not for this

... I'd probably die of boredom. Or sport a bald look. In anycase thank the Powers for creating such beautiful monstrosities. My life feels more meaningful now.

Catch the story of Mr Welch and the Giant Stingray here. I cant help but admire the look on his face. That ladies and gentlemen, is the Mark of Champions.

Bluest of night

2009-02-18T22:54:00.002+08:00

Tis official man and maggots everywhere... I have been bestowed the blue belt after going through grading back in January.
In other kyokushin-related news, my sensei will be flyin off ta Japan for 3 years to accompany his spouse. Takin over him is another sensei several dans higher. Around mid 40s and goes by the name Sensei Bong. Jyeah, "pop some bong" alrite... He looks pretty much on the heavier-side o the universe, but hot damn! He can do 50 knuckle push-ups without breaking a sweat.

And so there i wus, driving back in the night, celebrating my blue belt-endowment alone. Hawhawhaw. Jus vibing out, gettin the blues & shit. A typical night for yours truly.

Sod off now...

week of inebriation

2009-02-16T10:12:00.002+08:00

inebriation. - to exhilarate, confuse, or stupefy mentally or emotionally.

yeah. Das how i feels last week.
My birthday falls sumwhere in said week as according to Pope Gregory, may the Powers That Be grind his soul. Anyways where was i? Oh yeah, my birthday. Went out for dinner with my folks, like we always do. Had a night out at Arab St, puffin vanilla-laced shisha (or sheesha..i dunno) with me sods. Thanks go out ta Daddy & Tony. Aint much o a celebration either cuz we do dat almost every other week. But in the end, it's the company that counts ey? Never much cared about me bday. To me, tis jus another day whereby i'm still breathing and farting on God's green Earth.

Valentine's Day. St Valentine. Fuck him. Yeah i said it. Anyways, Vday this year... well pretty much exhausted me in more ways than one.
So exhausted that im still feeling the after-effects today. Jus feel like punching the kids silly.

soddin off to work. laters.

Major bummer

2009-02-03T23:52:00.002+08:00

"..Big boobs from different Nation!" as quoted from Daddy.

Made another kid cry. The first for 2009. The first of many...

Other news wus that I'm a disappointment and will be ignored.

Das all for now...

Pukesville has left the building

2009-01-23T16:25:00.003+08:00

damn. Hows u sods doin? crappy? Well, wadya know, same here! Wus on a vomittin binge since Monday 2130hrs. Yeah, literally puked my stomach out. Remnants of anchovies(ikan bilis), slimy rice, gunks of fried omelette...the whole works. One could tell i wus having Nasi Goreng Ikan Bilis from that. Pretty much sunk me under...so now i is back. Looking at the gauge, im close to 85%, and das more than enough to kick ass and take names!

Oh, and the weekend's here. A long one at that. Due to China Nu Yah! Thanks to da yellowskins fer makin it happen. We brownfolks lovin it! or something. yeah.. Gong Xi Fa Cai! Xie Nian Kwai Le? enjoy sods!

Hormone drives sexy women to infidelity, says study

2009-01-19T14:32:00.004+08:00

i knew it! The fault dont lie with us men! Thus concludes the war that has been waged for aeons... with the decision favouring us dick-swingin, chest-thumpin monkeys. What? Ya don't believe me words? See fer yaself:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090114/tts-health-sex-women-hormones-c1b2fc3.html

The ugly truth has been revealed..

despite it all...

2009-01-16T16:10:00.002+08:00

Me dishin out dry humour, corny/cheesy lines, grinnin like an ornamental gnome... despite all that, I feel the need to drown a dog. Shall not elaborate further just suffice to know that all isnt going well in me life. Oh snap, better activate the Emo-Alert!

rock & roll clown

2009-01-15T16:00:00.007+08:00

i know, posting youtube vid isnt exactly new content. But hell, I jus gots ta share this ya know. And not forgettin, he DOES cocaine! Look up Murderface & Dr Rockso in the Metalocalypse series, truly the stuff of Legends!

In other news, my sensei has deemed me fit to undertake the blue belt grading. I appeal to the Powers That Be, grant me the awesomeness to kick ass so intense that the very foundations of Earth will shake! Osu!

Night 'Neath the Gantry

2009-01-07T09:52:00.008+08:00

In the sweet words of Jocke Gotheburg formerly of Marduk fame, currently in Dimension Zero, "The only good human, is a dead human".

School has finally started. Kids are back. The noises have returned. Jezuzzz...Back to the torments. Had 2 lil inquisitive girls in the form of Hera & Grace disturbing my abode. Thanks for the company and thanks for devouring my snacks. I'm sooo gonna strangle you 2 hahaks!

As of recently, informed my HOD(head of department) IT that i is gonna jump ship from me current job. Heading to greener pastures in the Ministry o Education (MOE). And when i mean greener, i mean more cash comin ta me... you know..green..universally accepted color for money...greener..more greens...DAMN YOU! nevermind...

Anyways..here are some 2009 New Year Celebration pix i took. Yes, stuck underneath a gantry while the skies exploded.

Cant really appreciate the majesty in these small resolution. But yeah, the impact were there. Mighty indeed.

2009 and reflections

2009-01-02T04:35:00.004+08:00

Mornin' to all

well look who finally decided to show up...2009....heh... yeap, dat sod decided to make an appearance at last; creeping up on us like some slimy stalker.

tis only 0440hrs here. Das like only 2hrs o shut-eyes. Can't sleep. So wut can i do? I called my flame. Told to get some rest. Can't rest. Thought of wankin off. Can't wank. Dawned on me that I have yet to blog... so yeah, here i am. Blogging. Blog. Yeap. Can blog.

2008 has been such a crazy ride. High points and low points. Sadly lotsa low points. Me embodying the low points on most occasions. Jyeah. I have a long way ta go. And it looks like I have to hurry as the train don't seem ta be waitin no more.
Wus reminded over & over again, but I didn't realise till things are close to critical. Hurt her too much i have. Been killing meself every night knowing what I did... looking back at all those sweet Valentine's & Bday letters she sent me... Just didn't appreciate her enough and now I realised too late.. or is there still time? God knows...
Another low point is regarding me dad. For all ye sods out there, me dad is old-school, eccentric and oft-times irritating. Yeah das me dad. He recently had some ailing health-issues. Pretty much close to stroke-city... very sad sight indeed. For all his idiosyncrasies, he's still the person who raised me alongside me mum. God Almighty preserve me dad.

Well, not all is crumbling and falling-apart in ALIsville. The trip to Phuket, hmmm on a scale o 10 i'd give 6.5 or 7 at most. Can't top me Tioman trip. Das a definite Niner. So awesum dat it has ta be made into me banner of might! hawhawhaw. During me company's D&D, I was awarded the "Outstanding Performance" amongst 4 others. Dat wus a definite surprise ta me. Heh. On top o that cheap piece o printed A4 paper, my sweet employers saw fit ta throw in a $100 check! Hahaks..beggars can't be choosers ey? Here's I, at me finest hour:Out-fuckin-standing I say... man o the moment bitches!

With that, I welcome 2009 and lookin forward to suppress the surge of low-points.
Word on the street wus that God made everyone equal... i wonder to meself then, why am i fuglier compared to others? Why am I not well-off, livin the life o luxury?!
then i saw this...

so i shut up and put up.

till here gringos.

Phuket Trip

2008-12-12T12:49:00.004+08:00

Salutations mindless ones

after an extended hiatus, i'm back. Can't stay fer long tho. Cuz i is trippin to Phuket yo!

Will give y'all updates when i return. Cheerio.

Drown a dog

2008-11-27T21:13:00.005+08:00

hey sods.

goin thru sum crappy phase recently. hence the lack o posts.
- not able to see the love of my life, until next year
- fined for parking "illegally"
- crashed into another car
- not gettin the "road trip"

About the car crash, don't ask how much I gots ta pay fer the repairs. I don't need sympathy for that kind of shit. Accident happened. I paid fer the shits. End o Story. Providin sympathy won't change nothing...instead please go drown a dog. That at least wud entertain me temporarily.

Ahhh...much betta...

torpid.bummer.intense

2008-11-17T23:34:00.006+08:00

Ho sods,
hows life treatin y'all? Good I hope. Yeah, surprising innit? I can be caring at times.
Anyways, my day today...hmm...pretty much can be sliced like a blueberry pie into 3.

Slice #1 - Morning, 0800hrs. Went to the conference room for the Work-Plan Seminar held by the Principal. That wus a doozy. I mean, im sure the topics mentioned were pretty important. But hey, the whole shindig wus dry as the Gobi Desert...uh yeah..moving on.

Slice #2 - Afternoon, 1300hrs. Stuff began to pick up. Went to the Singapore Flyer with the rest of the teachers & staff. Sad to say, the weather wasn't so accomodating. Torrential rain whipped the whole of Singapore. So at the apex of the ferris wheel, which stands at 165m, all i could see was endless grey... I applaud the School Committee for organising such a trip, but hey it is November ya know...rainy season...bah...

Slice #3 - Night, 2015hrs. Me favourite slice o the pie! Finally attended the Fighter's Class. Held at the Kyokushin dojo i frequent. Also lead by my sensei. Seriously intense.. especially the workout. 15mins of jump-rope, 100 push-ups, 100 leg-raises and 100 alternate-jumps. That's 1 rep. Imagine doing 4 reps. The following sparring session was much more fun, albeit it would have been even better if i wusnt sapped off me energy from the work out. But managed ta cross-train with other martial art practitioners. Sanshou and kickboxing. So tis awesome! AWESOME!!!

Quite a fulfilling day of sorts... Oh, and to cap off the night, I now have me very own Litanies of Hate! What in the bleeding hell is dat you say? All shall be revealed in due time. Laters sods.

Thus endeth Sunday

2008-11-16T23:02:00.003+08:00

Worked out like crazy earlier this morning. Preparing to feast on what I thought would be an excellent cuisine during a wedding function later on the afternoon. How wrong I wus. Totally disgusted by the whole wedding function. Bad enuff for me to spend just 10mins there and then left for home.

Hooked up with Bob afterwards. Decided to get some apparels. But just so happened there were nothing suitable. Played Street Fighter 4 at the arcade & following that, chilled with him. Talked about the bullshit of horoscopes, girls(as per norm) and how the circle of friends he got me in is full o politics and backstabbings. Got back, checked on the latest football news (Man Utd won 5-0!) & UFC results. The Natural lost his belt. Tis a sad day indeed.

ahhh...

2008-11-14T22:57:00.003+08:00

Finally, the weekend comes. And not a moment too soon. Helping out with the P1 orientation and Prize giving ceremony. Kept telling the comperes to relax when giving out the speeches. The whole shindig pretty much went smoothly for my part. Heck i care even if it didnt. During the lunch buffet in the library talked with some o the teachers. Apparently, a handful is bailing outta the school. Leaving for greener pastures hahaks.

Towards the end of the day, the Principal tasked me to create a powerpoint for her on Sequoia trees... thanks for the last-minute work. Really luv it. She asked me why the Sequoia trees have shallow roots, with a weird smirk plastered on her face.
I answered "Cuz the frosted soil makes it hard for the roots to dig deeper, so they jus scour near to the surface for nutrients."
At this point in time i don't even know whether that shit wus true. Apparently it made Mrs P ponder... ahh well, if you can't convince them, confuse them ey?

With work behind me, i started the trek back home. Then detoured to a hair-salon. Got me hair trimmed with some customization. Me mom took it too hard, and literally cried when she saw my hair...
yeah...
seriously...

The Warp shall overtake! Laters sods!

Finally...

2008-11-13T22:36:00.002+08:00

...the kids are gettin their Dec hols. Heh, good fer them & good fer me. Peace & silence shall reign supreme for 6 weeks. Woooot! And today also being the last day of school permanently for the graduating classes, as per normal, girls from said classes were cryin & huggin...basically emotions were running high on rocket fuel. or sumthin. but yeah. it wus really an intense moment for em.

In anycase looking forward for the downtime in school.

On top o dat, can't wait to revisit Phuket! Sawadekool!

Plus the possibility of having a Road Trip in M'sia with Ricky & Fat Tony!

Awesumus Maximus!

I love Monday! Fighting Monday!

2008-11-10T16:48:00.003+08:00

Monday rawks! Especially when you are accompanied by

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MARVELOUS POLE!
Let's Fighting Love bitches!!!

One with the Highway

2008-11-08T23:26:00.006+08:00

gah. Man Utd lost. dat is enuff to shove me moods into doldrums again.
Prior to that, woke up at 0600hrs. Got ready to make the road trip with ma folks down to me neighbourin country, M'sia. Specifically, Batu Pahat. I love drivin along the M'sian Highway. Just the stretch o road with the horizon beckoning me. Wut happened in Batu Pahat? I dunno. Heh. Not important to me. Im just One with the Highway.

Got back, checked me inbox. Received new pix of my Fire Angel. WOOOOt! Darl, have you ever stopped being awesome?! Im impressed babe, seriously. You look hawt!
Me battle-brothers had an online conclave. Raz, will henceforth be known as Fat Tony!
Xiao jie Grace finally graced me with her escapades. Right on sis...you damn happening ar!

Did i mentioned Man Utd lost? Bollocks!

malays, mat rep and minahs

2008-11-07T12:04:00.004+08:00

Im racist. Such a racist sod that i hate my own race. Especially the ones collectively known as "Mat Reps" & "Minahs"...heh...Goddamn waste of sperms and ova...
Well no more!
I say, stop all this hatin'!
Those maggots sure are the bane of Malay society. But ultimately they are still human beings. Albeit, the sorry excuse ones. Their heresies and blasphemies are drowning my beloved brown people. I realized tho, for me to pursue this justified hatred towards them won't bear me any satisfaction. Why waste energy on hatin'... Enuff with the hatin'...
Just as long as they do not cross my path, I'm coo with their shenanigans. Leave em be. Who knows, they might wipe each other out. I pray us Malays are that lucky.

Sidetrackin' a bit. School will be closin' in 4 days time. Sweetness! A month plus of blissful silence in the campus. Leavin' me alone with my techadept comrade Hengky to our on devices! Woot! To my kid sis, beb just reconcile with ina k...talk it out with her Grace.

Say "NO" to hatin'!

Storm-Fist...phase 1

2008-11-05T11:21:00.005+08:00

Been working on this concept for quite awhile. Without much preamble, I give you trembling maggots...

Ah the sweet taste of success in conjuring up the coat-of-arms! Next up, total domination of the Cosmos!

ja-ja-jaded

2008-10-31T21:33:00.005+08:00

First off, let me wish all you pagans, heathens and scientologists an awesome Helloween. Just so you know, in Japan almost every month is Helloween. Over there it's called Cosplay though.

A touch of brilliance. Especially the pink bag.

The transition from my conscription and back to work seemingly left me jaded. In a creepy way i kinda miss the in-camp training. Can't believe i said it. But its gotta be said. Someone's gotta say it. Back at work... well as usual the kids still be fawning over yours truly. The lustre's almost diminished tho.

In other news. The exams are finally over. For the kids that is. So they all came out in full force. Making an almighty din in school. Lucky fer me, i only have to endure for another 2 weeks before the school holidays begin.

Before I leave, here's a message to all you haters out there. We'll blow your planet up! Word! But lemme go thru this jaded phase first.

I spy, with my beady eye..

2008-10-29T16:26:00.003+08:00

Nothing much happening at work at the moment. Kids under duress from exams. Serve 'em right... hahahaks. So it wus, I decided to give you sods an image of disturbing quality.

I leave it up to you sweet readers to decipher the message and ponder upon the scene that follows the above... Mother! It is I! Trolfadlor! Your long lost son! God I love you so much, mother!

We Are Returned!

2008-10-27T22:27:00.002+08:00

Aye... its been a long lay-off indeed. Those who wished, during my hiatus, that I might be struck down... sorry ta disappoint y'all. For We Are Returned!

Eventful indeed. In-camp training shenanigans. The mighty doldrums in anticipation of the fight finale during the installation defense. And not forgetting, the constant presence of testosterone all around during the whole time. Yes. Dicks. No shortage of said organ. A female-paradise some would say. A mobile sperm bank to others. Enuff with the damned sobriquet.

In short, during the whole stint I wus unceremoniously lifted to the position of OC (Overal Command) Troop. Received my marksmanship. Subjected to a blanket party.
Now I is back with unholy vengeance!

Exercise Scorpius

2008-10-08T15:46:00.006+08:00

Salutations sods,

Well, September sure wus a fruitful month for me in terms of the content i put up. October wont see such luxurious amount of post, due to yours truly goin fer his conscription. The call of Emperor Lee cannot be denied!
Yeap..das rite folks. I'm goin ta be constrained in a training camp fer 2 weeks in preparation for "Exercise Scorpius". Das wher i get to kick gurks asses. The opposite might also hold true. I mean, fer bleeding sake, these guys are GURKS! Synonymous with infernal clowns & steroid-induced silverbacks. Fug it! For i shall know NO fear!

I'll update every weekend if my fingers are still intact by then. For the Emperor! For EK5A!

Whipped-Cream Champion in 3 Secs

2008-10-05T08:50:00.007+08:00

Well, here is I. When I mentioned Thursday on me last post, I actually meant Sunday. er. yeah. with that out, lets move on. Stop looking at me in askance.

Weekend... had me Kyokushin class yesterday. Afterwhich me and me battle-brother decided ta hook up & chill at our former haunt. Starbucks. Needin our caffeine fix after a month o' lay-off. After getting me peripherals, we managed ta secure prime seats in the joint. Got me Iced Americano, while Zee got the same, sans ice.
As we be sippin our coffee, along came this couple and planted their yellow asses beside our spot. A lil lass & her daddy. Sounds like any normal sight now innit? Well, lemme tell you sods, it is far from "normal". We wus actually minding our own creepy business when sudden the lil girl announced, "I'm a WHIPPED-CREAM CHAMPION!".
The hell.
Me & Zee wus like stunned fer a sec or 2. 3 seconds in, we wus laughin our stinkin malay-asses off. Shit, she's da whipped-cream Champion?! I wus like, "Damn girl! You be only 7...9 at the most. Too young ta be whippin our cream!"
Heh, due to that proclaimation, us both were like crackin up... talkin about how the future gen. is screwed up, growin up being pole-dancers, tossin salad..and yeah whippin cream.

Thought that wus the end o it? Hell, we jus half way there yo. Laughters finally died down. All manner o perverse thoughts dissipated. Bleedin Champion jus had ta open her mouth. Yeah. She did. This time 'round twas, "I can finish this off in 3 sec!"

Jebuz.

Seconds.

Das all she needs ta finish us men and leave us traumatised, quavering like we shat our pants. Ponder upon that sods.

Welcome the future generation o Singapore.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

2008-09-30T19:25:00.002+08:00

To all the muslims sods out there...Today's the last day of Ramadhan and the start of Syawal. Food, festivities and stuff. Yeay. Am I supposed to act happy about it? Nah. Aidilfitri has been in a state of doldrums for me. Just another day, except with more food and relatives payin a visit.

Sigh... what i think is needed is more ax-kickery and awesomeness injected into the occasion. Like a smack o' wailing guitars and smothering steam emanating out from the cracks of the floor... And also to have me spewing chants of extremeness from the top of Mt. Faber whilst waving my battle banner up high! I have delusions grandeur, so sue me. Hawhawhaw! Aye, i better lay off the warp...

Erm in anycase, will be back the day after tomorrow. That is Thursday for you people breaking a mental sweat.

Verily,
the Mighty,
αli

Children's Day Concert

2008-09-29T16:16:00.006+08:00

Somehow, somewhere, i got involved in a lil fiasco called "Children's Day Concert" for the school. And so it happened, I was the rhythm guitarist for the performance. We covered "Im Yours" originally composed and performed by Jason Mraz. And another song.. which i totally forgot. Heh..

(slaying children by the throngs with his mighty Battle-Ax!)

Safe to say, no aural-assault with lasting damage was inflicted upon the audience. Dammit. The high point for today is, aint nursin the Monday blues so much. Hope y'all out there are coping well. More random acts of carnage coming soon! Stay tuned and awed.

Picture taken courtesy of my comrade-in-arms, Hengky. Awesome graphic edittin' & efx done by the visionary extraordinaire that is me...

Hello Monday

2008-09-22T11:43:00.004+08:00

sometimes i'm jus bored ya know...

dalliance with Mammon

2008-09-21T18:47:00.006+08:00

woke up today...pretty late around...1pm heh...

found out a few things...

im feeling the warp overtaking me...

need to be rich to secure a good life. Being 'just there' isn't good enuff. Best still, be born rich... gah...I praise the Power That Be, im alive to see tomorrow, to not be paralysed from the neck down, to be able to construct proper thoughts. Being that contented just isn't enuff in this time and age though. Like it or not, Mammon rules the world...the material world that is. Fuck Mammon. I'd slaughter Mammon and display his/her/its stinkin hide on my battle banner if tis possible. For those of you left clueless, Mammon is the deity of Greed, Wealth and shit like dat.

(man just looking at that slimy bastard sitting there like nobody's business...makes me wanna stomp the living shit outta him...)

wow....im goin far off...heh... either that or im just feeling a bit zoned out since tmr's Monday... Monday... Mammon..Monday... gah i hate both of em.

harharhar.

laters sods

good grief

2008-09-15T22:23:00.008+08:00

Do NOT watch Babylon AD. Not even when you are held hostage by Pennywise and threatened to have your member dismembered. Not even on the pain of having your nostril hairs plucked out. Not even if you have to choose between watching that gunk and consuming the yeast infection between your crotchural region..Crotchural? Hell you get my point right? DON'T WATCH IT. It's that mind-numbing bad. Thanks Bob, thanks for the pain.

Moving on to much more pleasant pastures. Currently listening to All Shall Perish's Awaken The Dreamers.

A good way to pummel the obscenity that is Babylon AD off me mind. On a more serious note, this album is the latest offering from California's finest Deathcore unit. Galloping riffage, furious abuse of the skinset... much like me beating off my..er..in anycase, the melodies and groove and brutality are just superb. I feel soooo awed. I think a tear just trickled down me cheek...

Also, have finalised a trip to Phuket(again!) later in December with the eh.. "Starbuckaroos" as Rush would have us called. Damn... I rather it be "Starbuckians" or just simply "'Bucks"...ah hell. Will fill you bugs more on this "Starbuckaroos" shenanigan.

Till next time sods!

of Oranges & a Tera Byte

2008-09-04T10:56:00.007+08:00

Salutations sods

it is I, the paragon of coolness and everything that goes with it. I have travelled leagues of.. ok sorry. I wus kinda delirious..still battling the effects of flu..

Anyhoo, went for my karate class as per norm yesternite. I am officially an oranje belt now. Jyeah! I know it aint much to you sods but hey, its an achievement fer me. Das the good part o the class.. the not so good part wus when i had to spar with 2 Gurkhas(not jus me o course..others too). For those of u not in the know, lemme tell u this: Gurkhas are friggin beasts! Seriously, my right shin is about to collapse after receiving some sweet loving kicks from em. Case in point: Train harder.

I got meself a 1 Tera byte portable hard disk! wooot! 1 TERA BYTE!!! Eat that! now i can store all my por...er my important files which are quite hefty..eh... oh yeah and it didnt cost me a lot. Tis only $200. Which i think is a steal. More power to me! And you can have the power too, just by investing ur hard earned $200 in the Maxtor 1 Tera Byte portable hard disk!

On a more personal note... well nothing to say cuz the yang to my yin hasnt said anything to me. On hiatus perhaps?

i promise

2008-09-02T16:05:00.005+08:00

i'll be posting on a more regular basis as i've been pretty busy this August.. with work, with my Kyokushin grading, dad not feeling well and MESELF not feeling well.

Jyeah... now here is a picture of Batman..for those who are still down with "The Dark Knight-FEVER"..

I have nothing else to say other than: the picture is brought to you by DC Comics.. good health to all and take care.

At long last

2008-08-06T15:52:00.003+08:00

Sbeen awhile since i last updated. Busy with a lot of stuff lately. Preparing for some big e-learning event for the school. Going for mixed martial arts training (I'll get right into this soon). Been drawing more for my mate's project and also errr... jogging. Yeah.

Anyways, as i wus saying in the paragraph above. Mixed Martial Arts (aka MMA). Yeah, for those who have been reading ever since the inception, I'm in an art form called Kyokushin Kaikan Karate. Kyokushin fer u short-term memory sods. Anyways back to MMA, i recently hooked up with a pal of mine, Haris who does Hapkido & Aikido. Git's a black belt in Hapkido. So pretty much experienced ar. The other person i wus introed to is Ashraf. He does Capoeira on top of Kyokushin. Making me the New Blood amongst them. So we gots us a good mix o grapplin n strikin styles. Venue wus at a multi-storey carpark, Clementi.
The session began with the norm warm-ups, pad works and some lite conditioning. Then comes the sparring... wooooooo...

Fight #1: Me & Ashraf. Pretty straight forward strikers both o us. He has more grace and fluidity due to his capoeira background. Exchanged few strikes... after about 4 mins or so. Thus ended the spar. No clear sign who came out better. But tis a good start.

Fight #2: Ashraf & Haris. Heh, this Haris is a silent non-asuming fighter. Very relaxed and confident. Ashraf wus gettin in his capoeira groove; gettin a few kicks. Next thing you know, Haris grabbed a hold o his legs and did a twist and lock. Ashraf on his belly, was at the mercy of Haris... the fight ended and more or less I think i'd give the victory to Haris.

Fight #3: Haris & me. My turn. Got a few strikes on him. Tried to play his game and grapple. Heh bad mistake. He got da full mount on me, and tried to choke me. I resisted fer awhile before running outta stamina... heh. Haris IS skillful, without a doubt.

Interlude. Drank some water. Chitchat fer a bit. Back to the battle...

Fight #4: Haris & Ashraf. Heh..well wat dyu know. Lightning strikes twice. Haris managed ta catch his leg again and this time applied a tad bit too much of pressure. Ashraf was in a bit o pain. Thus ended with the match in Haris's favor.

Fight #5: Haris & me. I learnt me mistakes from da previous fight. Screw grappling, im gonna keep it straight up. Traded a few punches and kicks. Landed one near his liver. Haris called fer a time out. Hey hey! One fer the New Blood!

Fight #6: Me & Ashraf. Heh, fer this duel, Ashraf applied karate stance in lieu of his capoeira. Both of us got some good hits in. I went close and tried giving knees. Not sure whether it had any effect tho. Kept on striking him with punches and jabs and outta the blue, seeing an opening i sent a quick kick to his midriff. He doubled over. Damn, on the way ta hit his side, grazed the groin. Seriously didnt intend for it to be that way. As it is, Ashraf called time out.

Yeah. Sweet. I got scraps, bruises and blisters. Worth it. Talked for awhile, thinking about gettin a few more sods ta join and all dat. Great lesson and here's to more!

Like I promised

2008-07-18T16:10:00.007+08:00

here are some of the logos i did. Nothing amazing or breath-taking i know. But i think for a newbie using Macromedia Flash (now its known as Adobe Flash i think?), tis quite competent. So yeah, eat it!

(based on a Greek vase painting)

(inspired by Warhammer 40k)

And on top o dat, i joined a martial arts club. Namely, Kyokushin Kaikan Karate. No joke about it, endurance shall be tested to the limit. On top o that, even beginners have to spar. My kinda stuff! Ass kicking and taking names! I'll fill u sods more info about that style in the near future.

More tomdickery coming soon. In the meanwhile enjoy the weekend! Osu!

ho sods!

2008-07-15T16:38:00.003+08:00

Sorry for the late updates. Been pretty busy and shagged these past few days. Worry not for the awesomeness is a reward for those who value patience. Hang on tight!

Honk Honk!

2008-07-08T11:55:00.007+08:00

I'll get right back to the title in a short while. Meantime, more shenanigans for you fellow seekers-of-Might to swallow.

First up, I've been hittin Macromedia Flash often nowadays. Creating logos and designs. Flexing me creative mind. Will give ya sods a taste or two pretty soon.

Next, helped to celebrate me blood bro's bday on the Sunday. Poor sod has ta go thru some obstacle tests to get to the Promised Land. Heh. Happy 24th terran years bro. And more to come ey. Towards the end of Sunday, when the witching hour fast approaches, apparently the WARP got hold of me. Needless to say, people around me were sumwat taken aback. I do apologise to the patrons of Starbucks and also the staff of said joint.

And on Monday. Well, no work on Monday. Cuz tis Youth Day! hahahaks. Changed my uniforms to new sets; preparing meself for the inevitable Call-To-Duty. For the Emperor Lee! Long may his progenies rule Singapore!

And with that concludes the awesomeness of me weekend!
Huh? What was that you said? The title? What about the title?

oh yeah... HONK HONK! Enjoy the week!

Presenting...

2008-07-04T10:16:00.009+08:00

Jyeah!!! One of the pioneers of Swedish Death has decided to grace my native soil... I won't bore you with the history & backgrounds of Dismember. Check it up in wikipedia or google you lazy gits... Safe to say, on 13th July 2008, it'll be a total Bomblast!!!

On other fronts; pretty much busy week at school for me. Taking photos of performances and conducting lessons as per norm. Watched in despair as kids are brainwashed into loyal lil buggers for Le..i mean Singapore.
Talked to me blood brotha Raz... how everything aint simple as it seems. Heart ta heart talk... Thanks bro, keep up the Spirit of '91 aye!

Welcoming the weekend!

Brand New Week

2008-06-30T13:06:00.004+08:00

Monday. Back in school. Here are some brief updates:

went for a nite bbq with me sods
watched WANTED
made a kid cry

More details and in-depth discussions coming soon. For now enjoy a Happy Meal...courtesy of GREAT..

Have a pleasant week maggots!

(image courtesy of DC Comics)

Come death

2008-06-27T11:45:00.001+08:00

Alright ya sods...

My first OFFICIAL blog... yes, thanks for the warm applause. Ok can it with the clappin! Where wos i? ah yes, me first official blog. Rightly so, after going thru some shitfest.. Makes me wake up and taking a cue from a certain person, start a brand new page in this piece o work I call Life.

I won't drag the intro too long... Well, what can I bring to fellow netizens with me blog? Brutality, Intensity, no-shit real life experiences and also Chivalry... yeap, that long forgotten notion (especially by the womenfolk).

Stay tuned sods!