Sitrep Fridays

Gonna start with this new thang... Sitrep Fridays.
Purpose: To give weekly updates in just one posting.
Why: I have been infected with the deadly sloth-virus; very prevalent amongst me race.
When: Bleedin' Hell... it aint called Sitrep FRIDAYS fo nuthin rite? rite....
Unless I'm feelin extra breezy and gots like nuthin to do AND the need to mentally rape and ravage your mind, shall I then unleash more post from me bowels. So in the meantime, Sitrep Fridays shall accompany you to your sleep.

So wats da update for this week? Glad you asked. Firstly, I avoided being conned by some elitist trainer into paying fo shit dat I know fo sho I can handle on me lonesome.
Secondly, Daddy deuced me & Tony big time on Thorsday night. Reason being he has a date. Das rite, all else diminishes in the presence of poon. You go DADDY!

Lethargicity

Ho sods. Pretty much states itself eh. Feeling lethargic. Will have to stay awake for a meeting later on in the afternoon. Bleeding Hell. Damn you Wednesday. Yes I tend to blame the Addam Family's daughter in times like this.

Don't be fooled by her innocent face. They's all lies! LIES! Best be looking forward for Thorsday; rendezvous with Daddy & Tony.

Of Wolf and Man

Recently caught Wolfman in the big screens. Not really impressive. Thanks to the gratuitous application of gore did the movie managed to keep me attention. Yes, I thrive on violence. The story also depicts how a woman, who just lost her fiance to the savageries of the wolfman, can quickly get over that situation by flirting judiciously with the dead sod's brother.

6 outta 10 cuz im feeling generous due to the unfaithful nature of that bitch hahaha.

--------------------*insert wolf howl here*------------------------


Afterwards, had a lil gathering with my comrades. S'been awhile since last I saw them(although Bob is the constant). Den(the fine young Chinese chap) and Noi(the rose amongst the thorns) all reported to be managing with their jobs. Chilled at Starbucks and Arab St. We ended up buying groceries and a pair o dumbbells shortly before wrapping the night up. Yeah. We did.

Void Immersion

Aite sods. Got me hands on Dark Tranquillity's latest album: We are the Void. Indeed it sent me on an express trip to the Void. Haunting keyboard touches, simple yet addictive riffs with the rhythm section charting the course. Finally the raspy and tortured vocals. Bottom-line is, the songs all made me shiver like a little girl who just discovered the wonder of masturbation. Uh.
Go and get the album when it's out. Worth every hard earned cash. The cover aint impressive though.

Ko Samui Compliance Campaign: Pre-planning

Das rite sods. Me and the revolution be heading due north to Ko Samui, Thailand. At the moment Tony, Ricky, Bob(kinda?), Daddy, Benson, Jasper and Weiyong are in. Date of execution has been agreed; on June pants will be soiled and mothers shall lament the day we step foot on Ko Samui.
Further details shall be revealed as we go along.

*Unavailable Video

Due to Youtube's vice-like control of the content that passes thru it, the video that i've linked will no longer be available. But hey, nuthin much about it. Just some gerl being molested by 4 dravidian mofos. Be back later.

Midweek updates

Education Phase 1 has begun. Familiarization process almost complete. Optimism Gauge is set to moderate.

Nothing of interest to note. There is but one piece of event that put a smile on my oft-times stone visage. Have a look..



Das rite kiddos.
Beach Party + Bikini + Booze = Deadly Combination.
Or for this unlucky(lucky?) girl's case; Groping Galore.