Pukesville has left the building

damn. Hows u sods doin? crappy? Well, wadya know, same here! Wus on a vomittin binge since Monday 2130hrs. Yeah, literally puked my stomach out. Remnants of anchovies(ikan bilis), slimy rice, gunks of fried omelette...the whole works. One could tell i wus having Nasi Goreng Ikan Bilis from that. Pretty much sunk me under...so now i is back. Looking at the gauge, im close to 85%, and das more than enough to kick ass and take names!

Oh, and the weekend's here. A long one at that. Due to China Nu Yah! Thanks to da yellowskins fer makin it happen. We brownfolks lovin it! or something. yeah.. Gong Xi Fa Cai! Xie Nian Kwai Le? enjoy sods!

Hormone drives sexy women to infidelity, says study

i knew it! The fault dont lie with us men! Thus concludes the war that has been waged for aeons... with the decision favouring us dick-swingin, chest-thumpin monkeys. What? Ya don't believe me words? See fer yaself:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090114/tts-health-sex-women-hormones-c1b2fc3.html

The ugly truth has been revealed..

despite it all...

Me dishin out dry humour, corny/cheesy lines, grinnin like an ornamental gnome... despite all that, I feel the need to drown a dog. Shall not elaborate further just suffice to know that all isnt going well in me life. Oh snap, better activate the Emo-Alert!

rock & roll clown

i know, posting youtube vid isnt exactly new content. But hell, I jus gots ta share this ya know. And not forgettin, he DOES cocaine! Look up Murderface & Dr Rockso in the Metalocalypse series, truly the stuff of Legends!

In other news, my sensei has deemed me fit to undertake the blue belt grading. I appeal to the Powers That Be, grant me the awesomeness to kick ass so intense that the very foundations of Earth will shake! Osu!

Night 'Neath the Gantry

In the sweet words of Jocke Gotheburg formerly of Marduk fame, currently in Dimension Zero, "The only good human, is a dead human".

School has finally started. Kids are back. The noises have returned. Jezuzzz...Back to the torments. Had 2 lil inquisitive girls in the form of Hera & Grace disturbing my abode. Thanks for the company and thanks for devouring my snacks. I'm sooo gonna strangle you 2 hahaks!

As of recently, informed my HOD(head of department) IT that i is gonna jump ship from me current job. Heading to greener pastures in the Ministry o Education (MOE). And when i mean greener, i mean more cash comin ta me... you know..green..universally accepted color for money...greener..more greens...DAMN YOU! nevermind...

Anyways..here are some 2009 New Year Celebration pix i took. Yes, stuck underneath a gantry while the skies exploded.

Cant really appreciate the majesty in these small resolution. But yeah, the impact were there. Mighty indeed.

2009 and reflections

Mornin' to all

well look who finally decided to show up...2009....heh... yeap, dat sod decided to make an appearance at last; creeping up on us like some slimy stalker.

tis only 0440hrs here. Das like only 2hrs o shut-eyes. Can't sleep. So wut can i do? I called my flame. Told to get some rest. Can't rest. Thought of wankin off. Can't wank. Dawned on me that I have yet to blog... so yeah, here i am. Blogging. Blog. Yeap. Can blog.

2008 has been such a crazy ride. High points and low points. Sadly lotsa low points. Me embodying the low points on most occasions. Jyeah. I have a long way ta go. And it looks like I have to hurry as the train don't seem ta be waitin no more.
Wus reminded over & over again, but I didn't realise till things are close to critical. Hurt her too much i have. Been killing meself every night knowing what I did... looking back at all those sweet Valentine's & Bday letters she sent me... Just didn't appreciate her enough and now I realised too late.. or is there still time? God knows...
Another low point is regarding me dad. For all ye sods out there, me dad is old-school, eccentric and oft-times irritating. Yeah das me dad. He recently had some ailing health-issues. Pretty much close to stroke-city... very sad sight indeed. For all his idiosyncrasies, he's still the person who raised me alongside me mum. God Almighty preserve me dad.

Well, not all is crumbling and falling-apart in ALIsville. The trip to Phuket, hmmm on a scale o 10 i'd give 6.5 or 7 at most. Can't top me Tioman trip. Das a definite Niner. So awesum dat it has ta be made into me banner of might! hawhawhaw. During me company's D&D, I was awarded the "Outstanding Performance" amongst 4 others. Dat wus a definite surprise ta me. Heh. On top o that cheap piece o printed A4 paper, my sweet employers saw fit ta throw in a $100 check! Hahaks..beggars can't be choosers ey? Here's I, at me finest hour:Out-fuckin-standing I say... man o the moment bitches!


With that, I welcome 2009 and lookin forward to suppress the surge of low-points.
Word on the street wus that God made everyone equal... i wonder to meself then, why am i fuglier compared to others? Why am I not well-off, livin the life o luxury?!
then i saw this...

so i shut up and put up.

till here gringos.