Last Day at work

Aite...the time has come. A new chapter awaits. Spent the day at work playing Nintendo Wii volleyball, a bit of Guitar Hero and ended off watching White Chicks. All in all, a very fruitful day. Heh.

Besides that, I'm accused of certain things which weren't backed up with solid proof. For sure. To each their own.

Bloodsport 101

Uh...wuh...can't...

...Can't see. Can't SEE?!

By the Mother of all things Holy! I can't fuggin SEE!!!

*gasp* DESPAIR!!!

No! Rage!

Extreme Hormonal Rage!!!

But wait! I can sense it in the air...

...

Catch yo PUNCH!

KICK yo face!

Bolo bids all good nite!

It Strikes again

Well blow me candles, the Curse of the Continuous Double Yellow Lines was laid upon me again.
Gawd... Guvnor really having a ball leeching my money. To make it even worse, me car was just parked beside my crib... goddamn parkin lots all taken. The fug!

At least yesterday night was great. Drove to Nanyang Poly to hook up with Daddy who's still workin pass 9pm. Unbeknownst to him, I brought along 2 WMD in the form of Tony & Bob. Stressed Daddy up we did, playing around his office, fiddlin with all the gadgets and shit. Hawhawhaw.
Later on we had dinner at Al-Amin Restaurant at Bukit Timah. Had a good time catching up with all of em, especially Daddy & Bob. Glad ta know both of em are coming outta their respective shells.
As we drove back, everyone's in a good mood. Bob can't wait to get a special email from a special somebody. Daddy's expandin his network; not so shy around the ladies now ey? Heh, we started getting rowdy and shit, acting like a bunch of hooligans... shouting at sluts crossing the road. Ha. Can't help it I guess, the Malay genes in me.

And then... and then i got fined. Bitchin.

She's at it again

Paris Hilton just thrives on this kinda shit innit? Dont even care who that dick is. No one is surprised though. But to try and get some muff/poontang/snatch/pink whistle at the Cannes... Well it's a start for the week...a good start? Subjective... Laters sods..

Fine day in a fine city

Thank you Emperor Lee for allowing me the privilege to fill up your infinite coffers. It is our duty to make you richer.




To the Warp with continuous double yellow lines!

E-Learning Day

Salutations sods. Just as I'm about to depart this school, they managed to squeeze in some work for me. Not a problem. So they instigated an E-Learning day today. All the students "stay" at home and do online quizzes put up by me and a cadre of teachers.
Heh. Been answering phone calls since morning, most of which comes from anxious parents desperate to know why their child/ren can't submit or can't find the quizzes. It's boring work but hey I do me best to entertain them.

Other acts of vengeance I did as of recently; sparred with a friend of a friend. His primary style is boxing. Supposedly I'm in need of conditioning so my good friend, Hady hooked me up with his Polytechnic friend, Sharil(sp.?).
Dude's damn fast fo sho. Can't see his punches coming... next thing i know im having white spots in me vision. It was a good session. My knuckles still be sore; but the pain s'all worth it.

Alright back to work, maggots. That includes me too... more parents to entertain.

Updates

Feeling very lethargic. It's Monday...not surprising. News that cheered me up:

• Manchester United Football Club are the English Premier League CHAMPIONS...for the 3rd successive season. Sweet!
  
  


• Settled all the booking hassles for Perhentian Island. It will be a blast I promise you this. Never before has the universe trembled with the might of 9 schlongs combined. Yeah.
  


• Going to meet the flame of me life, the Muse to my mind in June, God-willing.

Updates

S'been a week at least since me last meaningful content. Busy with my preparations for new pastures.

- Starting 22nd June, will be working for a different organisation. Still in the same line more or less. So worry not sweet children of Singapore.
- Has made reservations for a trip to Perhentian Island, Malaysia. The "Tioman Posse" will be expanded; 4 new bloods to join us in our Cosmic Domination. Invasion will commence on the 17th June.
- At a time when people are fussing over X-men Origins: Wolverine, I went to watch a Malaysian film entitled Jangan Tegur. A horror flick regarding disgruntled relatives, Siamese medium, pretty chicks being possessed and smattering of weak dialogues all over. I still like it though. Especially when one of the possessed chick starts to speak in tongues.
Malays are just enamored with the supernatural ever since way back before the advent of science. They still do. Part of the culture.

Now... now I'm just gonna slack.

half-way through the week, I squirted myself

... nothing much happening. Besides the fact me favourite football team got through to the finals of the Champions League. For those still in the dark, that be Manchester United Football club. They hammered Arsenal 3 goals to 1. Sweet is the nectar of victory.

Besides that, I just have to share this awesome picture posted by Chris Sims, blogger extraordinaire. Take it away...

Yeah... i felt that way sometimes too. Innocent adolescent days indeed...

when all you get is more distant from surface..

Been listening to Evergrey almost non-stop past few days. So, I decided to take some time to heap praises upon them for their latest offering: Torn, released late 2008. Intense solos? Check. Infectious melodies? Check. Solid drumming? Check. Soul-wrenching vocals? Check. All of which resulted in me having a head-bangin fest. To top it off, the cover depicts this pissed-looking hobo-angel thingee. Damn you don't wanna mess with him/her/it. Fo sho!

nothing like metal to get me through the drudgery of life... \m/

Swine Monday

You breathe still? Managed to scrape through the swine flu eh... hahaks. Oh well, seems to me that the furore regarding that shit isn't as bad as the avian flu a couple o years ago.

Talking about swine; Fact. Christians can't eat swine/porcine products. Made some research regarding this. Check it here and here. But then again, those passages are from the Old Testament. So most of the nu-age Christians will say that the edicts don't apply to them, only to the Jews or whatever. The point being, since the bible is constructed of both the Old AND New Testaments, shouldn't the Old Testament be relevant? Yes? No? Who gives a swine fuck about this?

SWINE-BOY does!